Doormat: Fuck Off


Feeling antisocial? Have horrible nosy neighbors? This doormat sends the message with class. Keep dirt out of your entryway AND keep annoying visitors away. Win!

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  • Dimensions: 23.6″(L) x 15.7″(W),3/16″ thickness.
  • Durable heat-resistant, non-woven fabric top, backed with a neoprene rubber non-slip backing.
  • Easy to clean dirt and machine washable.