Candles

Candles are getting a bad rep this days, what with all the electric simmering pots and plugin room fresheners available, but we’re still a bit of a sucker for the old-school flickering flame. Candles are therapeutic and add instant ambience, something you just can’t get from a plugin. Give us a good, clean-burning, fragrance infused candle any day — and if it has a snarky theme, even better.